MATT AND NEV IN THEIR USUAL SEATS 7
FX PUB ATMOS
MATT Tell ye a thing that would solve the
inviroment. (BEAT) Bikes.
NEV Oh aye?
MATT Like China. It’s all bikes in China now. (BEAT)
NEV I canna ride a bike.
MATT Why aye ye can. One of them things you
never forget. Like... ridin’ a bike.
NEV Never had a bike. (BEAT) Just a pump.
(BEAT. ANXIOUS) When’s this coming in?
NEV This law aboot ridin’ bikes.
MATT Next Tuesday.
NEV Oh. (BEAT) Will ye learn us, Matt?
MATT On yer bike.
That concludes my week of Matt and Nev scripts. Thanks for listening. (Well, reading.)