Daft and illogical song lyrics - Part 2

Here’s a coincidence. For some time I have been collecting a second instalment of daft and illogical song lyrics to add to the ones I posted on a earlier blog post - the coincidence is that when I searched my blog archives to create a link to the earlier post I found I’d delivered that first one exactly one year ago. There you go.   

Hope you enjoy this second instalment. Click on the tracks to listen to the songs via Spotify.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Bee Gees – I Started A Joke

(Where do I start? Everything is wrong about this. More than one sky to look at; looking at skies while running hands over eyes; and conflicting reasons given for a hurting head - not bad for two lines.)

She ain’t no witch

And I love the way she twitch, Ah-ha-ha.

T. Rex – Hot Love

(Just - daft.)

Words are very unnecessary

Depeche Mode – Enjoy the Silence - Single Version;2006 - Remaster

(Things are either unnecessary or they aren’t)

If Paradise was half as nice as heaven that you take me to,

Who need Paradise, I’d rather have you.

Amen Corner – (If Paradise Is) Half As Nice

(Well, yes, you would prefer her if Paradise was only half as nice – statement of the obvious)

Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak

Somewhere in this town.

Thin Lizzy – Jailbreak

(I wonder where exactly in town a jailbreak might take place)

She called him Speedoo, but his Christian name was Mr Earl

Paul Simon – Was A Sunny Day

(So what was his surname, Paul?)

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