MATT AND NEV IN THEIR USUAL SEATS 6
David Williams
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MATT Tell
ye a thing they should bring out. (BEAT)
Beer-flavoured
crisps.
NEV Ye
reckon?
MATT Oh
aye. Cos see, suppose you eat a cheese
‘n’
onion crisp, then you have a sup o your
pint,
that sup’s spoilt cos it tastes all cheesy.
NEV An
oniony.
MATT Exactly.
But if you had a beer-flavoured crisp,
you
wouldn’t be wastin any o your drink.
NEV Right.
(BEAT) But if you think about it, they
don’t
need to go to all the bother o making
beer-flavoured
crisps.
MATT Why
not?
NEV Cos
you could just get plain-flavoured crisps,
right...
an dunk em in your beer.
MATT Doesn’t
work.
NEV How
d’ ye know?
MATT Cos
I just this minute tried it. What happens
is,
your crisps go soggy in your beer, an they
drop
off your fingers an make a horrible mush
in
the bottom o your glass.
NEV Well,
your pint looks clear enough to me.
MATT (COOLLY)
That’s cos I used yours.
NEV (REACTS.
FADE ON NEV’S DISGUST)
END
Like this one! Good one Dave
ReplyDeleteThanks. Yes, I think this is one of the better ones.
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