Matt and Nev in their usual seats 4

MATT AND NEV IN THEIR USUAL SEATS 4

David Williams

FX                                                    PUB ATMOS

NEV                                                Eh, you like karaoke, Matt?

MATT                                              Me? Nah, never been much struck on

                                                        take-aways.

NEV                                                No, karaoke, man. Where the music comes

                                                        on and you sing the words off the screen.

MATT                                              Oh, like karaoke nights, you shoulda said.

                                                        Oh aye. (BEAT) Elvis is very good at that.

NEV                                                Elvis?

MATT                                              You knaa Elvis. Works down the chip shop.

NEV                                                Oh aye. (BEAT) Bet he does a good karaoke.

MATT                                              Good? You should hear his Lady Ga-Ga. It’s

                                                        like she was in the room.

END