MATT AND NEV IN THEIR USUAL SEATS 4
FX PUB ATMOS
NEV Eh, you like karaoke, Matt?
MATT Me? Nah, never been much struck on
NEV No, karaoke, man. Where the music comes
on and you sing the words off the screen.
MATT Oh, like karaoke nights, you shoulda said.
Oh aye. (BEAT) Elvis is very good at that.
MATT You knaa Elvis. Works down the chip shop.
NEV Oh aye. (BEAT) Bet he does a good karaoke.
MATT Good? You should hear his Lady Ga-Ga. It’s
like she was in the room.