Matt and Nev in their usual seats 7

MATT AND NEV IN THEIR USUAL SEATS 7

David Williams

FX                                                    PUB ATMOS

MATT                                              Tell ye a thing that would solve the

                                                         inviroment. (BEAT) Bikes.

NEV                                                Oh aye?

MATT                                              Like China. It’s all bikes in China now. (BEAT)

                                                        And Belgium.

NEV                                                I canna ride a bike.

MATT                                              Why aye ye can. One of them things you

                                                        never forget. Like... ridin’ a bike.

NEV                                                Never had a bike. (BEAT) Just a pump.

                                                        (BEAT. ANXIOUS) When’s this coming in?

MATT                                              What?

NEV                                                This law aboot ridin’ bikes.

MATT                                              Next Tuesday.

NEV                                                Oh. (BEAT) Will ye learn us, Matt?

MATT                                              On yer bike.

END

That concludes my week of Matt and Nev scripts. Thanks for listening. (Well, reading.)